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Blue Collar Romance


Looking every bit the bon ton bag lady, voluptuous Veronica sails down a sidewalk on the seedy side of town. Confidence oozing from her every pore like torrents of sweat drenching an overweight man working on a southern highway construction crew, tar pouring time...high noon on a steamy July day. Men fall like roaches roasted in Raid at her stiletto clad feet. It's not every man that catches her eye, and even fewer that can withstand the hideous halitosis that clings to her like monkey babies clutching their monkey mama as they fly at top speed through the treetops.

His eyes rise from her shimmering dark grey Stiletto Moody supreme pumps. He shakes off thoughts of her heel buried in his chest as she commands him. Her strong calves clad in -Veschi- tights (part of the Career Funk outfit by Alla Ruff) tinted a prurient purple, he fights back the urge to bite his bottom lip as his pulse quickens with anticipation. His penetrating eyes wend up her stylish black and white plaid gaucho pants by elka Lehane of boing fromage (part of the Sailor Plaid kit) and they become eagerly engrossed in her perky, ample bosoms covered in a pink Grandma sweater turtleneck by Hanae Nishi, accentuated by a blue "Squeeze Me" babydoll tee by Diabolical Volos of *Lucid* (part of the *Lucid* & [Renegade] Ripped Jeans and 2 Tees outfit). His hands tremble slightly as he wipes a few beads of perspiration from his brow, his breathing quickens as he thinks of the order, "Squeeze me," momentarily unable to breathe, his throbbing manhood aching for her warmth. The grape caLLie cLine snuglie buglie scarf tied just perfectly around her neck, his fingers reaching out...his reverie rising--brushing her hair from her neck, burying his face beneath her ear, his tongue greedily lapping at her milky, delicate flesh. The perfect curvy waves of her espresso locks (Armidi "Abigail" by Lola Marquez) make him yearn to smell her sweet perfume. He envisions the jaunty -Veschi- Career Funk Beret (part of Career Funk outfit) tumbling off of her head as he sweeps her off her feet for a warm, wet, tongue intertwined kiss, her Tete a Pied plum gloved hands wrapped tightly around his bulging biceps. His chest on fire, his swelling love monster begging for release...he moves in closer *gasp* what is that smell???


"Can you handle the curves? Can you run all the lights? If you can, baby boy, then we can go all night. Cos I'm 0 to 60 in three point five...Baby, you got the keys--now shut up and drive. Shut up and drive, drive, drive."*


She revs his engine one article of clothing at a time. Addictions Black Hottie shiny latex in cool black with red accents and silver buckles by Marijane Greene (Hottie outfit also comes in red, pink or white, L$300 - comes with its own shoes, not pictured.). This vision, a vestige of every guy's earliest and deepest erotic fantasy, designed to emphasize each seductive curve on her perfectly toned frame. (There is a slight seaming issue on the arms, more pronounced in certain poses, but this outfit got two thumbs up from males and females across the grid because of the highly-charged sex appeal.) Minx Sultry Obsession boots by Nikki Clayton (gift from Power Commander) beg to be thrown over his shoulders. Details like red laces and accents, highly-polished black leather, silvery metallic studs, and break-your-neck high heels beckon onlookers attention up smooth, powerful thighs. She smiles quietly to herself as she adjusts her raven locks (ETD's "Jessica," compliments of my friend, Honoria Paine) and adds the final touches, Gaea Gorget Scarlet Choker and Gaea's Teardrop earrings in crimson and silver by Lucas Lameth of Earthtones, confident in the knowledge that this look will spark his ignition. She moves like a graceful custom machine as she purrs, "So if you feel me let me know. Come on now what you waiting for? My engine's ready to explode! So start me up and watch me go!!!"*




Lost in thoughts of him...her back arches, her hands greedily wandering her own protruding love cannons, humidity rising in her Myllie Writer *Persona* Greta panties...she dials his number, "Come quickly." Persona's Greta lingerie is the definition of temptation. The sheerest of panties exposing Veronica's ecstasy trail, the tiniest ribbons wrapped around her firm, round buttocks, grazing across her trembling thighs. The bra with tiny bows hinting at her desire to be unbound, unleashed into a passionate fury in his arms.


He arrives, what is he wearing? *bites her fist* Is he...no, he can't possibly, can he really be *gasp*...BLUE COLLAR?!? fashHorrors! He'll never be able to support her inmost fashDesires. *sighsss...and deadbolts the door* FashLesson learned, vital stats first, next time...



*Walking away in disgust.* Of all the nerve, thinking she's all that in her bleeding knickers with breath that smells like festering, bubbling, pustulant roadkill...my dog is too proud to roll in something that fetid and putrefied. Last time I let a tight body and some tarty little clothes turn my head! And the next gal will know what the right end of a toothbrush looks like, as I live and breathe...fresh air!

*Lyrics from "Shut Up and Drive" by Rihanna

**Poses from Myllie Writer and AnnaH Whitfield of Animah

***Blue Collar Attire first blogged by Mr. Oh of Second Man
Outfit by Westy's (slurl included here: Second Man post by Mr. Oh)

Fashion Fitz Info:
Shape: /Shift\ Custom Avatars 4 U
Hair in Lingerie Shoot: Armidi St. Moritz

Blue Collar Male Model:
Picture ONE
[Renegade] West 68 White Jeans
[Renegade] Titanium Dress Shirt
Jeepers Creepers Shoes - Quixote Black Boots
Naughty "Dare" - Golden Bay Multi-tonal III hair
Pictures TWO and THREE
[Indigo] Leather Race Jacket in Coffee Bean
FNKY! SwitchBlade Glasses

P. S. Many thanks to my not-so-very-blue-collar guy for allowing his image to be reproduced and enduring the halitosis.



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LMAO, Loren!
Btw, I wans't implying you haven't posted much when I tagged you... I just knew you'd have funny interesting things to say. :D

LOL Thanks Myllie, yes, I was really pleased you tagged me when I saw what it was...at first I thought I was being fired from blogging. LOL Darn computer issues!

/me will now be forever haunted by mental images of swelling love monsters, love cannons and ecstasy trails.

This reminded me of the "Uptown Girl" video with Billy Joel (yeah, I'm dating myself, but not cause I'm lonely) Sometimes the greasy, smelly guy doesn't get the firm, voluptuous, near nakkie girl though. Who ever will be able to win your heart and those love cannons.

Oh, Caliah, I'm so glad FF haunts you, because your artistic images haunt us like nagging, wagging fingers to our blue collah snaps.

Mawnty, I'm actually rather fond of the blue collah, being a do-it-your-ecstasy-trail kinda gal. The boy who wins FF knows well the phrase, "As you wish."

Alla is awesome and the tintable stockings are rocking!!!

*softly* You left out the part where I returned and made mad passionate love to you... with a gas mask on ;)

Hey Babs! Yeah, Alla is the best, and I've been in love with her tintable tights since she released them...I can barely take them off my lil legs! Thanks for commenting! ;o)

And Uncollahed Blue...LOL I nearly had you buy a gas mask for the story line to go that way! Ewe rock panties either way, Blue Boy!

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