Looking every bit the bon ton bag lady, voluptuous Veronica sails down a sidewalk on the seedy side of town. Confidence oozing from her every pore like torrents of sweat drenching an overweight man working on a southern highway construction crew, tar pouring time...high noon on a steamy July day. Men fall like roaches roasted in Raid at her stiletto clad feet. It's not every man that catches her eye, and even fewer that can withstand the hideous halitosis that clings to her like monkey babies clutching their monkey mama as they fly at top speed through the treetops.

His eyes rise from her shimmering dark grey Stiletto Moody supreme pumps. He shakes off thoughts of her heel buried in his chest as she commands him. Her strong calves clad in -Veschi- tights (part of the Career Funk outfit by Alla Ruff) tinted a prurient purple, he fights back the urge to bite his bottom lip as his pulse quickens with anticipation. His penetrating eyes wend up her stylish black and white plaid gaucho pants by elka Lehane of boing fromage (part of the Sailor Plaid kit) and they become eagerly engrossed in her perky, ample bosoms covered in a pink Grandma sweater turtleneck by Hanae Nishi, accentuated by a blue "Squeeze Me" babydoll tee by Diabolical Volos of *Lucid* (part of the *Lucid* & [Renegade] Ripped Jeans and 2 Tees outfit). His hands tremble slightly as he wipes a few beads of perspiration from his brow, his breathing quickens as he thinks of the order, "Squeeze me," momentarily unable to breathe, his throbbing manhood aching for her warmth. The grape caLLie cLine snuglie buglie scarf tied just perfectly around her neck, his fingers reaching out...his reverie rising--brushing her hair from her neck, burying his face beneath her ear, his tongue greedily lapping at her milky, delicate flesh. The perfect curvy waves of her espresso locks (Armidi "Abigail" by Lola Marquez) make him yearn to smell her sweet perfume. He envisions the jaunty -Veschi- Career Funk Beret (part of Career Funk outfit) tumbling off of her head as he sweeps her off her feet for a warm, wet, tongue intertwined kiss, her Tete a Pied plum gloved hands wrapped tightly around his bulging biceps. His chest on fire, his swelling love monster begging for release...he moves in closer *gasp* what is that smell???


"Can you handle the curves? Can you run all the lights? If you can, baby boy, then we can go all night. Cos I'm 0 to 60 in three point five...Baby, you got the keys--now shut up and drive. Shut up and drive, drive, drive."*


She revs his engine one article of clothing at a time. Addictions Black Hottie shiny latex in cool black with red accents and silver buckles by Marijane Greene (Hottie outfit also comes in red, pink or white, L$300 - comes with its own shoes, not pictured.). This vision, a vestige of every guy's earliest and deepest erotic fantasy, designed to emphasize each seductive curve on her perfectly toned frame. (There is a slight seaming issue on the arms, more pronounced in certain poses, but this outfit got two thumbs up from males and females across the grid because of the highly-charged sex appeal.) Minx Sultry Obsession boots by Nikki Clayton (gift from Power Commander) beg to be thrown over his shoulders. Details like red laces and accents, highly-polished black leather, silvery metallic studs, and break-your-neck high heels beckon onlookers attention up smooth, powerful thighs. She smiles quietly to herself as she adjusts her raven locks (ETD's "Jessica," compliments of my friend, Honoria Paine) and adds the final touches, Gaea Gorget Scarlet Choker and Gaea's Teardrop earrings in crimson and silver by Lucas Lameth of Earthtones, confident in the knowledge that this look will spark his ignition. She moves like a graceful custom machine as she purrs, "So if you feel me let me know. Come on now what you waiting for? My engine's ready to explode! So start me up and watch me go!!!"*




Lost in thoughts of him...her back arches, her hands greedily wandering her own protruding love cannons, humidity rising in her Myllie Writer *Persona* Greta panties...she dials his number, "Come quickly." Persona's Greta lingerie is the definition of temptation. The sheerest of panties exposing Veronica's ecstasy trail, the tiniest ribbons wrapped around her firm, round buttocks, grazing across her trembling thighs. The bra with tiny bows hinting at her desire to be unbound, unleashed into a passionate fury in his arms.


He arrives, what is he wearing? *bites her fist* Is he...no, he can't possibly, can he really be *gasp*...BLUE COLLAR?!? fashHorrors! He'll never be able to support her inmost fashDesires. *sighsss...and deadbolts the door* FashLesson learned, vital stats first, next time...



*Walking away in disgust.* Of all the nerve, thinking she's all that in her bleeding knickers with breath that smells like festering, bubbling, pustulant roadkill...my dog is too proud to roll in something that fetid and putrefied. Last time I let a tight body and some tarty little clothes turn my head! And the next gal will know what the right end of a toothbrush looks like, as I live and breathe...fresh air!

*Lyrics from "Shut Up and Drive" by Rihanna

**Poses from Myllie Writer and AnnaH Whitfield of Animah

***Blue Collar Attire first blogged by Mr. Oh of Second Man
Outfit by Westy's (slurl included here: Second Man post by Mr. Oh)

Fashion Fitz Info:
Shape: /Shift\ Custom Avatars 4 U
Hair in Lingerie Shoot: Armidi St. Moritz

Blue Collar Male Model:
Picture ONE
[Renegade] West 68 White Jeans
[Renegade] Titanium Dress Shirt
Jeepers Creepers Shoes - Quixote Black Boots
Naughty "Dare" - Golden Bay Multi-tonal III hair
Pictures TWO and THREE
[Indigo] Leather Race Jacket in Coffee Bean
FNKY! SwitchBlade Glasses

P. S. Many thanks to my not-so-very-blue-collar guy for allowing his image to be reproduced and enduring the halitosis.

Labels: blue collar, boots, bra, casual, hair, high heels, latex, lingerie, long hair, medium length hair, panties, sexy, stilettos, work clothes

Posted by Loren Fitzgerald at 7:05 AM | Permalink | Comments

Dear Fashion Fitz,

What should I wear to Sweet Stewie's Slaughter Shed?

-Stylish or Slain

Dear SOS (a.k.a. the international distress signal for Save Our Style),

It is my theory that the well-dressed are never slain except by the fashJealous. Notably, the murder of Gianni Versace, who was shamefully shot for his supple shoes. Saving you a slaying, today I offer you this chic, casual, cheerful combination:


The jacket is one of my fashFaves, Nora by June Dion of BareRose. As usual, June's premium prim work is fashtastic while being easy on your Linden balance. The jacket might require some slight alterations to fit your av. Nora's collar is starched to perfection, the bounty of bodacious buttons are a blast (not from a blazing bullet), and extra details like the prim button tabs on the upper arm make my heart skip a beat (fashLove, not fright, SOS). Kicking worn denim up a fashnotch, the Armidi {Gisaci} gold tank (part of the {Gisaci} Rainy Day Dress - Gold) which would make Midas drool with envy, and Nicky Ree's free spring skirt (part of the Nicky Ree Free Spring Dress-Yellow). To knock the chill off--Veschi's tintable cloche (-Veschi- blonde hair with bucket hat), by the fashGenius, Alla Ruff, and her -Veschi- titillating tintable target tights (fashgasms all the way!). Finally, and certainly not least, the fashExquisite FNKY! bronze t-strap pumps by Funk Schnook. The fit of the sculpties as they envelop my feet is fashToeLickin' good, and the shiny, patent leather taupey texture makes them a fashClassic...sure to sweep you off your feet with fashJoy.

This fashChoice will allow you to survive anything Stewie might send your way in the slaughter shed. It's just fashSmarter. Many fashHealthy returns to you.

fashSurrender Overcomes Slaughter,
FF



Fashion Fitz,

How would a fashPumpkin dress?

-Fall Fruit Fetishist

Dear Freaky Fruit Fetishist,

Perusal of pumpkin porn is a passionate persuasion, perhaps. Purportedly, pear perversion is particularly pervasive. Possibly, posh pumpkins will be parading about in this plush, perky pick:

The usual fashfare of pumpkins is rather fashStarved, wouldn't you agree? In contrast, pleasing pumpkin orange is the perfect hue for artilleri's ronja jacket in halloween orange by Antonia Marat (Halloween treasure hunt). The prim sleeve attachments have a flowing, dress-maker's feel, and don't break the glorious pumpkin texture. Brisk, fall breezes inspire the proper pumpkin accessory--Peepul (are pumpkins peepul too?) brown neck scarf by June Dion of BareRose. Impeccably setting off the pumpkin orange is Persona's sheer buttoned shirt in violet by Myllie Writer. -Veschi- career funk pants (part of outfit) by Alla Ruff pump up the polish, while Alla's -Veschi- Tintable Tights in Vertical Dots, tinted pleasingly purple, pop the palette. Tousled locks by Aitui (Tintable Knitted Cap & Hair /Red/) throw in a casual, unstudied air, but not without effort, fashFetishist--the tintable cap (yes, it is men's hair) required (edit linked parts) selecting and tinting quite a few individual cap prims to achieve primo purple passion. The power accessory in this ensemble is Stiletto Moody's Bitch Booties. (...humming...."Sexy, Naughty, Bitchy Me") I am in love with the fit of these Booties, the highly tanned and polished black leather texture, glistening gold heel, and red for extra raciness on the sole. These shoes say, "I want your sex," which any fruit fetishist is apt to adore!

Fun fashFruit Flings for You,
FF



FF,

I dance alone, I'm dull, and I'm broke. Advice?

-Matte Martyr

Dear MM,

Let's help you get your shine on and turn MM into MMmmm in Nicky Ree's simply stunning Satin Shine gown. Nicky Ree offers Satin Shine in pink to the fashPoor for free! The remaining four colors (black, green, red, and purple) are so budget friendly at L$100 that even a college campy kinda gal can be a fashSplash at any gala. No more dancing alone in this shiny standout! Sugah Daddies be forewarned! Supreme Stiletto Moody pumps with ankle straps (dyed baby pink) sing with the purple passion gown.

Sip Champagne, let your personality and whitened teeth sparkle, show some cleavage and leg, laugh spasmodically, and you'll be a spontaneous fashSocial success! Cast off the torture stake, MM, and follow your heart.

Swirl and Shine,
FF

*All poses in this post are by Myllie Writer and AnnaH Whitfield of Animah.

Fashion Fitz Info:
Pictures One and Two
(Miriel) Teardrop Earring - Antique Gold
`Muse` Ariane ring (gold/diamond)
Pictures Three and Four
Caroline's Funky Chunky Brown Ring
Pictures Five and Six
Sapphire Diamond Cluster Ring by Storm Babeli of Purple Rose
Egyptian Sapphire Double Earrings and Egyptian Sapphire Necklace ( jewelry expo freebie) by Izira Kirkorian of Iza Boutique
Muse Ariane Ring (Silver/Tanzanite)

Labels: booties, boots, coat, gown, high heels, jacket, muse jewelry, pants, poses, prim skirt, scarf, shoes, stilettos, tintable hats, tintable tights

Posted by Loren Fitzgerald at 1:49 PM | Permalink | Comments

Thanks to Milla Michinaga of MichaMi letting us know about Stiletto Moody Shoes in one of her recent posts, I joined the Stiletto Moody Shoes update group. November 10th, Viv Coppola happened by the store and let me know that there were shoes for sale!

These aren't just shoes, fashDahlin's, they are miniature sculptures for your feet. These "dangerously high heels" are inspired by a combination of runway fashion, imagination, and a fashSplash of fetishism. I challenge you to find better gold and silver textures on any shoes in SL...these are SO realistic. Each pair of shoes has a hud in the left shoe. Just click the left shoe to adjust bling, heel click, click speed, turn click off, adjust click volume, adjust walk/ao.

For a LIMITED time, 2 days to be specific, Stiletto Moody Shoes will be sold half price to update group members ONLY. We are awaiting Stiletto Moody's announcement to the group, after which they "are going to regard ouselves as officially open...even though we are still bringing shoes online. Thus, over the next two days as we put the full range up the discount will remain in effect, essentially until the end of game time on Monday."

What do you need to do to get in on this fashtastic deal?

1. Join Stiletto Moody Shoes and make sure your group tag is activated.
2. Head to Stiletto Moody Shoes, you may only purchase shoes that are currently priced. Pay the vendor full price (ranges spotted so far are L$825 to L$975 for single colors, L$2750 for the 10 color change pump) and the vendor will automatically refund half price to you.

What other reason could there be to purchase Stiletto Moody's shoes? Great customer service, of cawse! "If anyone is not happy with any purchase from us EVER, let me know, I will always ensure you leave happy," promises Stiletto Moody, a visionary. Because satisfying every customer of Stiletto Moody Shoes is Stiletto's priority, "EVERY shoe has a built in updater, so if we find a way of fixing it, if sl improves...we have an update channel for all of our customers. If we modify a shoe or a menu, the next time you put it on you will be told that a new free version is available, and it will be sent to you."




First Picture: Stiletto Moody Foxy Slingbacks in Silver
Pictured above and below: Stiletto Moody Supreme Pumps with Ankle Strap. These Pumps are color-changeable for 10 colors including: black (above), merlot and gold (below), silver, greys, pinks, red, and sky blue. Color change is allowed by the menu-driven hud. Trust me, you'll want all 10 fashDelish colors, they rawk my panties!

*There is a minor problem (see picture below) with particular poses or AO's with the Stiletto Moody pumps: the shoe appears slightly too large in the heel area. (Note: supreme pumps and foxy slingbacks do not appear to be affected by this issue.) Stiletto Moody addresses this by saying, "About the heel cup fit...with sculpted shoes we have a SL challenge...make the heel lower (and fit closer to the heel) or make the heel cup fit looser in certain postures and allow for a higher heel. We chose a higher heel. If people would prefer a lower, closer fitting heel then they should drop a comment into the yellow box on the desk inside Stiletto Moody Shoe store."


Pictured above: Stiletto Moody Black Patent Pump

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Deepest Sympathy to all of the family and friends of the man behind Ginny Talamasca. May peace blanket your mind and heart and relieve your burdens in time.

Great designers innovate, good designers emulate. -Mark Stosberg

Ginny, your innovation will be missed, but your presence in this world has left its eternal mark.

Labels: color change pump, high heels, pumps, stilleto

Posted by Loren Fitzgerald at 4:38 AM | Permalink | Comments

Hello fashDears, Diva Dorothy here, with your Cyclone Style Report. If my unfashionable predecessor had been fashPrepared (or indeed, if she had any taste...other than in her mouth) here's what she would've packed for her cyclonic trip to Oz. Our fashWizard, Aleri Darkes, made me fashCyclonectable in her Coquette Swirly baby doll dress (the empire waist prim skirt has fashwooshy movement in high winds); complemented by Aleri's side-swirly bun creation, sure to stay put no matter what objects you collide with in the funnel cloud. (Aleri named this hairstyle "Penelope" which, when translated, means: something stylishly mild to calm frayed fashNerves when worn in a cyclone.) Anyone who has had to evacuate for a cyclone knows the black and white color combo will be a fashClassic in any land the winds may drop you.


The Good Witch of Down Undah, Sasy Scarborough, granted me the wonderful wish of Digit Darkes' Mary Janes-Gingham Check shoes (L$400). These seductive shoes look more like diamond-encrusted snakeskin than gingham to me--fashPosh accessories which will take you MUCH farther than those red glitter tragedies of fashTasteless Dorothy. Thinking ahead, I, Diva Dorothy, tucked a clean change of clothes into my Veschi tintable tights by Alla Ruff, hidden well under the ample skirt of the Coquette Swirly baby doll dress (L$300 each dress, find these delights inside Digit Darkes' store).



Having arrived safely in Emerald City--changed into my fresh Aleri Darkes' Coquette Gold baby doll dress, successfully paired with Aleri's Lola hairstyle, a loosely-curled bun perfect for a voyage down the yellow brick road.


The Coquette Gold baby doll dress is a smart and dazzling diva fashChameleon decision. I blend into the surroundings in order to escape enemy attack, but stand out enough to stun the Munchkin masses, inspire fashWorship, and...most importantly, keep myself fashStimulated to stay awake in the deadly poppy fields!


(Staying fashAlert was assisted by tying my hair up tightly into Aleri's "Coquette" hairstyle.)


The fashMoral: Up-to-date upscale fashion SAVES LIVES, fashDahlin's! So hurry off to see the Wizardry of Aleri and Digit Darkes at Diversity Hair and Digit Darkes (formerly X3D) before I send flying monkeys to get you, my fashPretties! Stock up before the storm....becoz, becoz, becoz, becoz, becozzzzzzz, becoz of the wonderful things Aleri does!

Fashion Fitz Info:
Necklace and Earrings: Muse by Caliah Lyon "The Dauphine" (silver/jet), Muse Update Group Gift
Shape: FF Diva Dorothy /Shift\ Custom Avatars 4 U!

*All pictures (other than the first two) taken in Emerald City.

Labels: aleri darkes, baby doll dress, black and white, bun, digit darkes, earrings, emerald city, gold, hair, high heels, mary janes, muse jewelry, shoes, tights, tintable tights, updo

Posted by Loren Fitzgerald at 10:15 PM | Permalink | Comments