Sunday, November 18, 2007

fashAdvice


Dear Fashion Fitz,

What should I wear to Sweet Stewie's Slaughter Shed?

-Stylish or Slain

Dear SOS (a.k.a. the international distress signal for Save Our Style),

It is my theory that the well-dressed are never slain except by the fashJealous. Notably, the murder of Gianni Versace, who was shamefully shot for his supple shoes. Saving you a slaying, today I offer you this chic, casual, cheerful combination:


The jacket is one of my fashFaves, Nora by June Dion of BareRose. As usual, June's premium prim work is fashtastic while being easy on your Linden balance. The jacket might require some slight alterations to fit your av. Nora's collar is starched to perfection, the bounty of bodacious buttons are a blast (not from a blazing bullet), and extra details like the prim button tabs on the upper arm make my heart skip a beat (fashLove, not fright, SOS). Kicking worn denim up a fashnotch, the Armidi {Gisaci} gold tank (part of the {Gisaci} Rainy Day Dress - Gold) which would make Midas drool with envy, and Nicky Ree's free spring skirt (part of the Nicky Ree Free Spring Dress-Yellow). To knock the chill off--Veschi's tintable cloche (-Veschi- blonde hair with bucket hat), by the fashGenius, Alla Ruff, and her -Veschi- titillating tintable target tights (fashgasms all the way!). Finally, and certainly not least, the fashExquisite FNKY! bronze t-strap pumps by Funk Schnook. The fit of the sculpties as they envelop my feet is fashToeLickin' good, and the shiny, patent leather taupey texture makes them a fashClassic...sure to sweep you off your feet with fashJoy.

This fashChoice will allow you to survive anything Stewie might send your way in the slaughter shed. It's just fashSmarter. Many fashHealthy returns to you.

fashSurrender Overcomes Slaughter,
FF



Fashion Fitz,

How would a fashPumpkin dress?

-Fall Fruit Fetishist

Dear Freaky Fruit Fetishist,

Perusal of pumpkin porn is a passionate persuasion, perhaps. Purportedly, pear perversion is particularly pervasive. Possibly, posh pumpkins will be parading about in this plush, perky pick:

The usual fashfare of pumpkins is rather fashStarved, wouldn't you agree? In contrast, pleasing pumpkin orange is the perfect hue for artilleri's ronja jacket in halloween orange by Antonia Marat (Halloween treasure hunt). The prim sleeve attachments have a flowing, dress-maker's feel, and don't break the glorious pumpkin texture. Brisk, fall breezes inspire the proper pumpkin accessory--Peepul (are pumpkins peepul too?) brown neck scarf by June Dion of BareRose. Impeccably setting off the pumpkin orange is Persona's sheer buttoned shirt in violet by Myllie Writer. -Veschi- career funk pants (part of outfit) by Alla Ruff pump up the polish, while Alla's -Veschi- Tintable Tights in Vertical Dots, tinted pleasingly purple, pop the palette. Tousled locks by Aitui (Tintable Knitted Cap & Hair /Red/) throw in a casual, unstudied air, but not without effort, fashFetishist--the tintable cap (yes, it is men's hair) required (edit linked parts) selecting and tinting quite a few individual cap prims to achieve primo purple passion. The power accessory in this ensemble is Stiletto Moody's Bitch Booties. (...humming...."Sexy, Naughty, Bitchy Me") I am in love with the fit of these Booties, the highly tanned and polished black leather texture, glistening gold heel, and red for extra raciness on the sole. These shoes say, "I want your sex," which any fruit fetishist is apt to adore!

Fun fashFruit Flings for You,
FF



FF,

I dance alone, I'm dull, and I'm broke. Advice?

-Matte Martyr

Dear MM,

Let's help you get your shine on and turn MM into MMmmm in Nicky Ree's simply stunning Satin Shine gown. Nicky Ree offers Satin Shine in pink to the fashPoor for free! The remaining four colors (black, green, red, and purple) are so budget friendly at L$100 that even a college campy kinda gal can be a fashSplash at any gala. No more dancing alone in this shiny standout! Sugah Daddies be forewarned! Supreme Stiletto Moody pumps with ankle straps (dyed baby pink) sing with the purple passion gown.

Sip Champagne, let your personality and whitened teeth sparkle, show some cleavage and leg, laugh spasmodically, and you'll be a spontaneous fashSocial success! Cast off the torture stake, MM, and follow your heart.

Swirl and Shine,
FF

*All poses in this post are by Myllie Writer and AnnaH Whitfield of Animah.

Fashion Fitz Info:
Pictures One and Two
(Miriel) Teardrop Earring - Antique Gold
`Muse` Ariane ring (gold/diamond)
Pictures Three and Four
Caroline's Funky Chunky Brown Ring

Pictures Five and Six
Sapphire Diamond Cluster Ring by
Storm Babeli of Purple Rose
Egyptian Sapphire Double Earrings and Egyptian Sapphire Necklace ( jewelry expo freebie) by
Izira Kirkorian of Iza Boutique
Muse Ariane Ring (Silver/Tanzanite)

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Monday, October 22, 2007

Feel it in your Bonez!

On a mission to win the Super Skinny Skank Model Contest, Fashion Fitz plunges into a radical diet. Subsisting on celery prims and Linden ocean water for weeks, her desired mesh weight is attained. Having lost nearly all of her friends due to her increasingly foul mood, Fashion Fitz contemplates her new look through the eyes of her last fashFriend, Harrd Rhode.


"Biatch, yer bonez are showing."

"You know I LOVE da BONEZ!!! *huff* Besides, I'm gonna be a Super Skinny Skank Model."

"You got the Skinny Skank right. *scowls in disgust* You look, and ACT like Cruella DeVille."

Fitz's eyes piercing Harrd, tummy rumbling, anger and hunger mixed like two twisted demons battling for domination--Harrd suddenly looks awfully tasty. {{{dream sequence}}} (Visions of Harrd rump roast, Fashion Fitz droolz.)



Hairs standing on end on the back of Harrd's neck, Fitz's hollow, hungry eyes burning into his arse, "Say Fitz, don't you know anorexic models are soooo last season?" In a hurried attempt to save his own ass, Harrd flies to Kitchen Korner where he knows Chef Karamel Madison and Chef DavidDM Therian have been cooking and baking 24/7 (it's true, they never stop.). Harrd promises a super skanky sale to lure Fashion Fitz, but quickly teleports her to Kitchen Korner's king-sized kitchen with overflowing banquet tables. (Kitchen Korner has free dining and samples, figures, Harrd always was a cheap bastage.)

Fitz is bonier by the minute (look, her skull is even showing!); she hates cooking anyway, and Harrd would be a tough swallow without hours of marinating and some turning on a spit. Harrd shoves berry pie a la mode in Fitz's hand, a giant cookie--anything to fatten and fill Fitz. She greedily gobbles the delightful dishes like a pack of rescued puppy mill dogs.


Fashion Fitz's gnawing hunger satiated, finally meshed out a fraction, she finds enough energy to dance for fashJoy!

"Hmmm...maybe I'll wait for Semi-Skinny Skank Model's to open, and apply there? Until then, I'll just be satisfied being a fashSkank!"

*Harrd rolls his eyes.*

Fashion Fitz Info:
Skin on the Skinny-*Alesandra* RealSKIN Blossom Makeup
Dancin' Skin-Minnu Model Pale Old Hollywood
Shape-Fitz Skeletal Model and FF /Shift\ Custom Avatars 4 U!
Hair- Gritty Kitty "HelloGoodbye"
Burgundy Hat in Picture #1-Elegance Hats Free Hallow's Eve Hat
Sinistyle "Mr Bones" Stovepipe Hat by Krius Misfit
Sinistyle
Skelly Hoody by Krius Misfit
[Renegade]
Red Bomber Pleated Skirt
artilleri leopard skirt (leggings only) *red*
*Punch Drunk* Cora Wooly Pirate socks
=DeLa*= Boots "Jeanne" Black Spots
Harrd Rhode Info:
Skin-Nomine 15 Fawn Tan - red stubble
Shape-Harrd by /Shift\ Custom Avatars 4 U!
Hair-Mystikal Flexi Momo Red
BroGear - Death Grip Tee by Broder Kubrick
:FORM:
F*cked Jeans
DMC Hunter Boots
DMC Aztec Black Cuffs
Jana's Classic Men's Cream (tinted red) Turtleneck - freebie

*First photo taken outside of Sinistyle's Main Store, all the rest in and outside of Kitchen Korner.

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