Sunday, November 18, 2007

fashAdvice


Dear Fashion Fitz,

What should I wear to Sweet Stewie's Slaughter Shed?

-Stylish or Slain

Dear SOS (a.k.a. the international distress signal for Save Our Style),

It is my theory that the well-dressed are never slain except by the fashJealous. Notably, the murder of Gianni Versace, who was shamefully shot for his supple shoes. Saving you a slaying, today I offer you this chic, casual, cheerful combination:


The jacket is one of my fashFaves, Nora by June Dion of BareRose. As usual, June's premium prim work is fashtastic while being easy on your Linden balance. The jacket might require some slight alterations to fit your av. Nora's collar is starched to perfection, the bounty of bodacious buttons are a blast (not from a blazing bullet), and extra details like the prim button tabs on the upper arm make my heart skip a beat (fashLove, not fright, SOS). Kicking worn denim up a fashnotch, the Armidi {Gisaci} gold tank (part of the {Gisaci} Rainy Day Dress - Gold) which would make Midas drool with envy, and Nicky Ree's free spring skirt (part of the Nicky Ree Free Spring Dress-Yellow). To knock the chill off--Veschi's tintable cloche (-Veschi- blonde hair with bucket hat), by the fashGenius, Alla Ruff, and her -Veschi- titillating tintable target tights (fashgasms all the way!). Finally, and certainly not least, the fashExquisite FNKY! bronze t-strap pumps by Funk Schnook. The fit of the sculpties as they envelop my feet is fashToeLickin' good, and the shiny, patent leather taupey texture makes them a fashClassic...sure to sweep you off your feet with fashJoy.

This fashChoice will allow you to survive anything Stewie might send your way in the slaughter shed. It's just fashSmarter. Many fashHealthy returns to you.

fashSurrender Overcomes Slaughter,
FF



Fashion Fitz,

How would a fashPumpkin dress?

-Fall Fruit Fetishist

Dear Freaky Fruit Fetishist,

Perusal of pumpkin porn is a passionate persuasion, perhaps. Purportedly, pear perversion is particularly pervasive. Possibly, posh pumpkins will be parading about in this plush, perky pick:

The usual fashfare of pumpkins is rather fashStarved, wouldn't you agree? In contrast, pleasing pumpkin orange is the perfect hue for artilleri's ronja jacket in halloween orange by Antonia Marat (Halloween treasure hunt). The prim sleeve attachments have a flowing, dress-maker's feel, and don't break the glorious pumpkin texture. Brisk, fall breezes inspire the proper pumpkin accessory--Peepul (are pumpkins peepul too?) brown neck scarf by June Dion of BareRose. Impeccably setting off the pumpkin orange is Persona's sheer buttoned shirt in violet by Myllie Writer. -Veschi- career funk pants (part of outfit) by Alla Ruff pump up the polish, while Alla's -Veschi- Tintable Tights in Vertical Dots, tinted pleasingly purple, pop the palette. Tousled locks by Aitui (Tintable Knitted Cap & Hair /Red/) throw in a casual, unstudied air, but not without effort, fashFetishist--the tintable cap (yes, it is men's hair) required (edit linked parts) selecting and tinting quite a few individual cap prims to achieve primo purple passion. The power accessory in this ensemble is Stiletto Moody's Bitch Booties. (...humming...."Sexy, Naughty, Bitchy Me") I am in love with the fit of these Booties, the highly tanned and polished black leather texture, glistening gold heel, and red for extra raciness on the sole. These shoes say, "I want your sex," which any fruit fetishist is apt to adore!

Fun fashFruit Flings for You,
FF



FF,

I dance alone, I'm dull, and I'm broke. Advice?

-Matte Martyr

Dear MM,

Let's help you get your shine on and turn MM into MMmmm in Nicky Ree's simply stunning Satin Shine gown. Nicky Ree offers Satin Shine in pink to the fashPoor for free! The remaining four colors (black, green, red, and purple) are so budget friendly at L$100 that even a college campy kinda gal can be a fashSplash at any gala. No more dancing alone in this shiny standout! Sugah Daddies be forewarned! Supreme Stiletto Moody pumps with ankle straps (dyed baby pink) sing with the purple passion gown.

Sip Champagne, let your personality and whitened teeth sparkle, show some cleavage and leg, laugh spasmodically, and you'll be a spontaneous fashSocial success! Cast off the torture stake, MM, and follow your heart.

Swirl and Shine,
FF

*All poses in this post are by Myllie Writer and AnnaH Whitfield of Animah.

Fashion Fitz Info:
Pictures One and Two
(Miriel) Teardrop Earring - Antique Gold
`Muse` Ariane ring (gold/diamond)
Pictures Three and Four
Caroline's Funky Chunky Brown Ring

Pictures Five and Six
Sapphire Diamond Cluster Ring by
Storm Babeli of Purple Rose
Egyptian Sapphire Double Earrings and Egyptian Sapphire Necklace ( jewelry expo freebie) by
Izira Kirkorian of Iza Boutique
Muse Ariane Ring (Silver/Tanzanite)

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Wednesday, November 7, 2007

The Wicked Witch is Dead


Hello fashDears, Diva Dorothy here, with your Cyclone Style Report. If my unfashionable predecessor had been fashPrepared (or indeed, if she had any taste...other than in her mouth) here's what she would've packed for her cyclonic trip to Oz. Our fashWizard, Aleri Darkes, made me fashCyclonectable in her Coquette Swirly baby doll dress (the empire waist prim skirt has fashwooshy movement in high winds); complemented by Aleri's side-swirly bun creation, sure to stay put no matter what objects you collide with in the funnel cloud. (Aleri named this hairstyle "Penelope" which, when translated, means: something stylishly mild to calm frayed fashNerves when worn in a cyclone.) Anyone who has had to evacuate for a cyclone knows the black and white color combo will be a fashClassic in any land the winds may drop you.


The Good Witch of Down Undah, Sasy Scarborough, granted me the wonderful wish of Digit Darkes' Mary Janes-Gingham Check shoes (L$400). These seductive shoes look more like diamond-encrusted snakeskin than gingham to me--fashPosh accessories which will take you MUCH farther than those red glitter tragedies of fashTasteless Dorothy. Thinking ahead, I, Diva Dorothy, tucked a clean change of clothes into my Veschi tintable tights by Alla Ruff, hidden well under the ample skirt of the Coquette Swirly baby doll dress (L$300 each dress, find these delights inside Digit Darkes' store).



Having arrived safely in Emerald City--changed into my fresh Aleri Darkes' Coquette Gold baby doll dress, successfully paired with Aleri's Lola hairstyle, a loosely-curled bun perfect for a voyage down the yellow brick road.


The Coquette Gold baby doll dress is a smart and dazzling diva fashChameleon decision. I blend into the surroundings in order to escape enemy attack, but stand out enough to stun the Munchkin masses, inspire fashWorship, and...most importantly, keep myself fashStimulated to stay awake in the deadly poppy fields!


(Staying fashAlert was assisted by tying my hair up tightly into Aleri's "Coquette" hairstyle.)


The fashMoral: Up-to-date upscale fashion SAVES LIVES, fashDahlin's! So hurry off to see the Wizardry of Aleri and Digit Darkes at Diversity Hair and Digit Darkes (formerly X3D) before I send flying monkeys to get you, my fashPretties! Stock up before the storm....becoz, becoz, becoz, becoz, becozzzzzzz, becoz of the wonderful things Aleri does!

Fashion Fitz Info:
Necklace and Earrings: Muse by Caliah Lyon "The Dauphine" (silver/jet), Muse Update Group Gift
Shape: FF Diva Dorothy /Shift\ Custom Avatars 4 U!

*All pictures (other than the first two) taken in Emerald City.

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