Friday, October 26, 2007

Jagged Little Pill

DEDICATED to all those Bloodied, Bruised, and Broken-hearted.

"Well, life has a funny way of sneaking up on you when you think everything's okay, and everything's going right."



"I recommend getting your heart trampled on to anyone, yeah. I recommend walking around naked in your living room, yeah."

Fashion Fitz recommends retail therapy, wrecking and revamping your avatar to reflect your current mood. It's a good idea to start with a naked palette, fashDears (Yes, that means new skin. Minnu Model Halloween Gift #3, a freebie, is perfect.). No need to save naked for your living room, it's SL, make sure the region is mature. *smirks*

If you MUST wear clothes, make sure they're comfy. I'm warm and cuddly (after the beating life has given me) in the red Stacey sweater by Gaia Goodnight of Darkstar Designs. The sweater has prim collar and cuffs, covers the body bruises nicely. (Thanks Gaia, for replacing the sweater and my beloved Syd hair when LL ate them! You're a doll!)



"Swallow it down (what a jagged little pill). It feels so good (swimming in your stomach). Wait until the dust settles. You LiVE, you learn. You LOVE, you Learn. You CRY, you LEarn. You LOsE, you LEArn. You BLeeD, you LEARn. You sCREaM, you LEARN."

When life craps on you, fashWounded, crap right back--in a padded cell at The Asylum. Phoenix Plymouth and Morten Oto (the avs with the butterfly nets and multi-buckled fashAsylum wear) encourage you fashDeranged to "wander aimlessly and behave erratically." I have finally found a place that sanctions my modus operandi.



"I recommend biting off more than you can chew to anyone (I certainly do)."

The edit of Boing Fromage's Plaid Cuffed BoyShorts flexi belt and prim cuffs was more than I could chew--the process bloodied my face, bruised my heart, and made me stomp my feet in frustration. (Don't EVEN try sitting once you've edited! *pouts*)

"I recommend sticking your foot in your mouth at any time yeah, yeah. Feel free."

Boing Fromage MaryJane color-changeable flats, fashLicKin' good enough to eat! Vinyl is an easy wipedown for sanitary mouthing. So many options: metal change, sole, vinyl, leather--all with an easy hud. (These fashYumMmmies more than make up for the fashBeating the BoyShorts gave me!)



"Throw it down (the caution blocks you from the wind). Hold it up (to the rays). You wait and see when the smoke clears."

NOW is the time to take some fashRiSKs. Never worry about matching, fashDahlin's...especially when your mood is black. Remember--anything goes with black.

"You GRiEVe, you learn. You cHoKE, you Learn. You LaUGh, you LEarn. You CHOoSe, you LEArn. You PRaY, you LEARn. You aSK, you LEARN. You LiVE, you LEARN."



"And life has a funny way of helping you out when you think everything's gone wrong, and everything blows up in your face."

Of cawse, helping yourself to some fashGoodies is how we heal, fashDowntrodden's! Don't forget your elka Lehane of Boing Fromage Owl necklace, owls are a wise fashChoice as you live and learn. Even after the swelling goes down and the bruises fade, you'll be fashDelish. (Plus, some days you just feel like looking like your Granny.)

*Quoted: "You Learn" and "Ironic" lyrics by Alanis Morissette
Fashion Fitz Info:
Glue Neko Hair-Parrot by Curious Kitties
!BF! MaryJane Flats (Patent-Urban Color Changeable)
!BF! Plaid Cuffed BoyShorts Fuschia/Orange/Ocean
Shape: FF Bloodied and Bruised /Shift\ Custom Avatars 4 U!
!BF! 50s Dangle Owl - Real Gold (Comes in four metal tones.)
(Shiny Things) Stripy knit thigh highs-plum
Wrong-fishnet tights (green)

**All pictures taken in The Asylum.

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Monday, October 22, 2007

Feel it in your Bonez!

On a mission to win the Super Skinny Skank Model Contest, Fashion Fitz plunges into a radical diet. Subsisting on celery prims and Linden ocean water for weeks, her desired mesh weight is attained. Having lost nearly all of her friends due to her increasingly foul mood, Fashion Fitz contemplates her new look through the eyes of her last fashFriend, Harrd Rhode.


"Biatch, yer bonez are showing."

"You know I LOVE da BONEZ!!! *huff* Besides, I'm gonna be a Super Skinny Skank Model."

"You got the Skinny Skank right. *scowls in disgust* You look, and ACT like Cruella DeVille."

Fitz's eyes piercing Harrd, tummy rumbling, anger and hunger mixed like two twisted demons battling for domination--Harrd suddenly looks awfully tasty. {{{dream sequence}}} (Visions of Harrd rump roast, Fashion Fitz droolz.)



Hairs standing on end on the back of Harrd's neck, Fitz's hollow, hungry eyes burning into his arse, "Say Fitz, don't you know anorexic models are soooo last season?" In a hurried attempt to save his own ass, Harrd flies to Kitchen Korner where he knows Chef Karamel Madison and Chef DavidDM Therian have been cooking and baking 24/7 (it's true, they never stop.). Harrd promises a super skanky sale to lure Fashion Fitz, but quickly teleports her to Kitchen Korner's king-sized kitchen with overflowing banquet tables. (Kitchen Korner has free dining and samples, figures, Harrd always was a cheap bastage.)

Fitz is bonier by the minute (look, her skull is even showing!); she hates cooking anyway, and Harrd would be a tough swallow without hours of marinating and some turning on a spit. Harrd shoves berry pie a la mode in Fitz's hand, a giant cookie--anything to fatten and fill Fitz. She greedily gobbles the delightful dishes like a pack of rescued puppy mill dogs.


Fashion Fitz's gnawing hunger satiated, finally meshed out a fraction, she finds enough energy to dance for fashJoy!

"Hmmm...maybe I'll wait for Semi-Skinny Skank Model's to open, and apply there? Until then, I'll just be satisfied being a fashSkank!"

*Harrd rolls his eyes.*

Fashion Fitz Info:
Skin on the Skinny-*Alesandra* RealSKIN Blossom Makeup
Dancin' Skin-Minnu Model Pale Old Hollywood
Shape-Fitz Skeletal Model and FF /Shift\ Custom Avatars 4 U!
Hair- Gritty Kitty "HelloGoodbye"
Burgundy Hat in Picture #1-Elegance Hats Free Hallow's Eve Hat
Sinistyle "Mr Bones" Stovepipe Hat by Krius Misfit
Sinistyle
Skelly Hoody by Krius Misfit
[Renegade]
Red Bomber Pleated Skirt
artilleri leopard skirt (leggings only) *red*
*Punch Drunk* Cora Wooly Pirate socks
=DeLa*= Boots "Jeanne" Black Spots
Harrd Rhode Info:
Skin-Nomine 15 Fawn Tan - red stubble
Shape-Harrd by /Shift\ Custom Avatars 4 U!
Hair-Mystikal Flexi Momo Red
BroGear - Death Grip Tee by Broder Kubrick
:FORM:
F*cked Jeans
DMC Hunter Boots
DMC Aztec Black Cuffs
Jana's Classic Men's Cream (tinted red) Turtleneck - freebie

*First photo taken outside of Sinistyle's Main Store, all the rest in and outside of Kitchen Korner.

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